can’t believe ‘coco from foster’s home for imaginary friends was born from a starving child’s dying dream as they spiraled into desperate insanity after getting stranded on an island’ isn’t an edgy theory but something the creator just casually brought up on his deviantart
(Coco is a bit complicated to explain but I’ll try. As you might know from “Good Wilt Hunting” Coco was found on a deserted island. Well I based her look on the images her creator was exposed to on the island. Her head is the palm trees that dominated the landscape. Her body is the crashed wreckage of the plane which brought her creator to the island. Her beak is a deflated rubber life raft. And her orange feet represent the sunburned feet that her creator stared at all day. Her name Coco comes from the Coconuts that her creator ate everyday. Her odd personality derives from the fact that her creator wasn’t mentally all quite there from being on the island for so long. Phew!!)
I’ve been side eyeing a lot of folks because of this R. Kelly stuff. Me and my friend/co-worker were talking about it and I told her about Game impregnating a 15 year old and she was like ‘Shit I wish he would’ve impregnated me at 15. I don’t see the problem.’ I was like ‘Girl that’s a damn kid’ and she replied, ‘If you old enough to get your period, you old enough to fuck’. I’m thinking to myself, ‘She don’t get it.’ There’s precocious puberty - 7 & 8 year olds who come on their cycles. Then I started thinking about my co-worker’s 4 year old daughter and how she’s doomed. That conversation definitely changed how I viewed my co-worker.
I got my period at ten. You know what I did at ten? I played with my Barbie boombox and my American Girl doll and raced my bike around the neighborhood with my cousins. I was singing my heart out to the damn Cheetah Girls. I was worried about getting 100 on my spelling test. Fuck people who think a child wearing an adult’s body is an adult. She’s a child.
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